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Will run for doughnuts and burgers

It’s only been ONE day and I’m here again. Oh yeah, raise daaaaaa roof.

Ahem.

So, first and foremost, happy holidays! And by holidays I mean Happy National Running Day and Happy National Doughnut Day! My running celebration is a day late but I made up for it with a 4 mile run this afternoon.

As I was stretching by my car I had the pleasure of being honked at by a garbage man that drove past, hence the lackluster smile and weak thumb formation.

MusclesGlasses was not amused.

Either way, it was a lovely run and I’ve got a 6.2-er lined up for early tomorrow morning so yay for consistent running again!

 

Moving on. It’s a rather good thing that I didn’t post about my less-than-awesome doughnuts yesterday. Let’s talk doughnuts shall we? As you all know, I my niece received a doughnut maker for Christmas that I enjoyed playing with. Two days ago I was feeling doughnut frisky and decided playtime was overdue.

Result pictures first, talky talk after

Aesthetically, not appealing at all.

 

OH HOLD ON THAR JUST A MINUTE.

 

SIDENOTE: Long story short, I went to the local pawn shop with Chubby and bought myself a $55 digital camera. Still a Sony Cyber shot, just an older version. Again, this is temporary until I get some money rolling in and am able to buy a better camera. I’m content that I have a camera again though, it does the job…..THANK YOU PAWN SHOP!

 

Back to doughnuts. The resulting title for my creation “Whole Wheat Chocolate Cherry Sunflower Seed Doughnuts”. Taste wise, they were so-so. Whole Wheat flour is a tricky mistress and the flavor is very distinct and pretty hard to cover up.

I gave one to Liz and gave her a warning that they were mediocre at best. She, being the great friend she is, said it tasted good but the components were very separate from each other. Makes sense though. After a couple test runs I started adding everything into the batter hoping to mask the “healthy” that the doughnuts had. Even with cocoa powder, cherry extract, honey, chocolate covered sunflower seeds AND 4 Hersheys Kisses (LOL) it was still there!

The recipe has already been tweaked considerably so next time around I’m going to focus more on taste as opposed to nutritionally based. Not going to bother posting the recipe because I want to present something that I’m super proud of. Always room for improvement!

 

REVIEW TIME!

(Liz: “Don’t you love that I insist on you taking pictures of my food as well?”)

I rarely drink Frappuccinos, VERY rarely. However, when Liz mentioned her new obsession that was the Mocha Coconut Frappuccino from Starbucks, I had to give in. Coconut is one of my favorite things on earth and gotta try everything at least once!

OH MY GOD I AM GLAD I DID.

I got the skinny version of it in an attempt to lessen my preempted ED-induced guilt. There are some things that you just can’t feel guilty about and this is one of them. It does in fact taste like a Mounds bar.

Check out the layers!

 

Again, trying to restrain myself from making a Shrek joke about parfaits and onions. Control LaForge, have some self-control… it’s just a movie for kids, not the Bible on DVD. You don’t have to make references to it constantly!

 

Exploiting my own inner conflicts on a public blog. SMART.

 

Guess what I had for dinner…….

Yep, what we’ve got here is #4. Plain burger with a slice of swiss cheese and covered in ketchup. The rest of the plate is a forest of romaine, cucumbers, carrot sticks, some almond slices and a tiny drizzle of balsamic.

Oh baby I’m just getting started. Who knows how many more burgers await future me?!? I hope lots and lots of them.

 

And for “dessert”

Vodka Creamsicle, compliments of my mom and a premade plastic jug from Costco. She insisted I drink some and kept asking if I wanted more. I said no after this glass and she ended up drinking the majority of it. Have at it woman, you legit deserve some boozy times 😀

 

And that’s all I’ve got kids. This weekend is somewhat jam packed and includes a graduation party, a confirmation party, more running and car washing!

 

Have a fabulous night ❤

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Mushy gushy kind of Christmas

Happy day-after-Christmas everyone! There is some hardcore snow action going on outside and it’s absolutely wonderful.

 

You know what else turned out quite wonderful? Christmas! There was food, presents, family and general joy all around. It’s always nice to be completely stress free 🙂

 

I mean, OK, it was a little rough at first. Serena came barging into my room at 7 on the dot and flipped on the light. We ALL know I’m a morning person but there are certainly nicer ways to wake someone up!

It’s alright though, the sight of this cheered me up

I’m blue da ba dee da ba di…

And a cup of coffee didn’t hurt either.

 

Christmas is our house is based around my niece and my dog now… those little youngsters.

(Sidenote, I bought Max that carrot as his present… HEALTHY TOYS FTW!)

Granted, Santa did get me a few lovely things (new jeans, new boots and new Ipod speakers!) but watching everyone else open their presents is much more entertaining. And anyway, I got to play with a bunch of Serena’s new toys. For instance…

 

Doughnut maker.

 

Well, mini doughnut maker to be precise. I said to Serena, “Can I play with it?!?!” after she was done opening her presents.

 

And play with it I did. Turns out, the mix to use in the doughnut maker was essentially the same thing as making waffles. I improvised the “glaze” by melting down some chocolate chips and adding milk… and holiday appropriate sprinkles of course.

Talk about a fancy Christmas breakfast. I mean, if you’re one to consider doughnuts fancy that is.

Chocolate and sprinkles aside, these are definitely a slightly healthier way to enjoy the wonders of doughnuts. Everything can be healthified I tell you, EVERYTHING!

 

After hooliganing around the house for a bit, it was off to family stop #1.

They haven’t decorated for Christmas in bisky knows how long but I think they made up for it.

Festive to the ultra max!

 

Although the company was the best part of the get together, the food definitely placed second. I knew it was going to be good when my aunt came up to me a said, “I made spinach salad!” 😀

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Egg strata (compliments of my parents), turkey, garlic bread, cheese tortollini, meatballs, two kinds of salad and there was more food on the other side of the counter. By more I mean baked ziti, another egg strata (with BACON!), macaroni and cheese and lasagna. Amazeballs.

 

My plate

Do you see it? I ate a piece of a bagel! Hahaha.

 

I loaded up on the salad but made sure to taste everything else too. And afterwards I went back to get more salad and a bit more of the egg strata. SO GOOD.

A mimosa served as my beverage of choice

I don’t want to cheer about booze but…. yay booze! 😉

 

And then… there was dessert. Oh my sweet bisky. Christmas desserts are just…. just so amazing.

Monkey bread for instance.

I was trying to explain this to my Rider girls a while back. I thought it was a pretty popular dessert item but apparently no one knew what I was talking about! Basically, it’s a cinnamon sugar cake that’s baked into a bundt pan. You rip off individual pieces from the it’s a lot easier for everyone to get a taste of it. I NEED to recreate it just so my girls can discover what they’ve been missing.

 

Remember those rice krispy treats? Surprise!

 

Homemade nut cups. My legit received a dozen compliments about how much everyone loved them. And with good reason….think mini-pecan pies. I’ll leave you with that.

I dare you to eat just one

 

Another Nana original, homemade cream puffs. Cream filling and shells from scratch, they’re another staple that people just can’t get enough of.

Makes sense where my love for baking comes from. I mean, just LOOK at what my mother does!


My aunt brought a carrot cake (!!) from her restaurant!

The actual cake was SUPER moist and full of little carrot bits and nuts. And I’m a sucker for good frosting……a thick layer of cream cheese frosting had me at first glance.

 

There was also ambrosia salad which, to be honest, I wasn’t a huge fan of. I had never had it before yesterday and only knew about it from this Youtube video about gay unicorns (don’t ask).  The ingredients to it are all these things that I normally like… just wasn’t my cup of tea.

Nana super baked LOVED it though.

 

I managed to keep myself from inhaling every dessert I could get my hands on. There was still another family function to attend!

 

After present exchanging, goodbyes and a quick trip back home, it was onto house #2!

 

Greetings wooden deer!

 

Oh look, more dessert! Now, in my defense this plate was handed to me by my sister. I most certainly would not have taken so much of it! Although I do love cheesecake and chocolate trifle, this was (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) too much.

The cheesecake was so rich I ate the crust and the strawberry topping and had to call it quits. Same goes with the trifle. I ate some whipped cream out of it and that’s all she wrote.

 

After family photos and laughing it was time to go home. Needless to say, a sugar coma hit me hardcore. Nutrition wise my day consisted of 90 percent sweets and 10 percent real food.

So a couple hours later I ate some real food

Rye bread sammie with turkey, swiss and hummus with a side of carrots. Good choice LaForge, good choice.

Well, wine wasn’t too bad of a choice either…..

Cate and I killed a bottle of white wine and played with pick up sticks. You know, because it was the holiday 😀

 

I ended the night on a fantastic note with two episodes of Doctor Who and then glorious glorious sleep.

 

Christmas was an epic win and full of love and all that other mushy stuff. You know, exactly what the holiday is suppose to be like.

 

Someone is already getting himself dolled up for next year.

Don’t worry Chubby, only 364 days left! 😀

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